The decision to offer only fundamentalist Islamic chicken was made by the fast-food chain in an attempt to cater for the billions of Muslims living over here, who consider disgusting fatty fast foods such as kebabs a delicacy. It is thought that most of them pay for the junk snacks with state handouts and incapacity benefits.
KFC is the latest food chain to stop preparing food using traditional Christian methods, after Domino's Pizza launched a halal-only store in Birmingham 'amid a storm of controversy' from nobody except Daily Mail readers who didn't live in Birmingham.
Critics claim that the move is evidence of the 'Islamic supremacist assertions that non-Muslims must abide by Islamic norms'. So far eight of London KFCs have been converted to sell the meat, in areas including Forest Gate, West Ham, Tottenham and Bethnal Green, but insiders have warned that the insidious scheme could be extended to other areas of the UK.
Halal is the barbarous process of cruelly slitting the animal's throat before draining all blood from the carcass, probably for use in some kind of Islamic black magic potion designed to render middle-class white people impotent or something along those lines.
Halal-only branches of KFC will be indistinguishable from normal outlets aside from a small logo on the door telling visitors that the food has been approved by the sinister sounding Halal Food Authority (HFA). Experts have advised English KFC customers to check for the logo before ordering lest they catch Islam from dhabiĥa chicken. Side effects of inadvertently consuming halal food can include uncontrollable beard growth and a tendancy to explode near airports.
One furious local resident said: 'I've never eaten KFC before but I certainly won't be going there again.'
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I don't agree with halal or kosher slaughter as it serves no practical purpose. There is no reason why 'cultural sensitivity' must be served by allowing conscious animals to bleed to death in slow lingering agony.
Just seems to me that many people deride criticism of halal-only restaurants because they don't know just how much more animals suffer at the hands of chanting halal/kosher butchers.
I agree with halal or kosher life-giving as it serves a non-practical purpose. There are loads of reasons why 'a-cultural non-sensitivity' must be served by not allowing (un)conscious human animals to live to death in a quick dissapearing agony.
Just seems to me that many people applaude disapproval of non-halal-only restaurants because they do know just how much animals gain at the hands of chanting halal/kosher butchers.
Also -- Mick is a fucking idiot and a cunT for leaving a comment like he did.
Ps. The word verification i had to use for this comment was UNBROW -- which seems rather misappropriate somehow.
God dammit, even the free market is on the side of the Muslims now! Why has Margaret Thatcher betrayed us like this!?
i cant believe ppl could b soo ignorant.Im a christian n i hav been eatin halal chicken all my life.Nothin has happened 2 me so far.scientifically its been proved that by sliting an animals throat most blood is emptied from the body making it healthier to eat.It is not good 2 eatmeat that has stale or bad blood. Whoever have posted this must have thought the whole world is dumb
The author of this article is ignorant and you prove it with the guesses you make in the article. KFC is a billion dollar business if they want to convert the restaurants and have them feed halal, don't you think they did their market research to prove that it was a good decision prior to the change? The acceptance of the change obviosly trumps the need to maintain the status quo of KFC patroners.
u all chat sh*t...hahaha....so what if it is halal...deal with it..
oh my lord, i can't believe people write this kind of sh*t and that there are others who lap it up! see this is why there are so many problems in the world, because there are so many arrongant f*cks out there who simply make assupmtions and nothing else.
For an atheist Halal tastes better and is scientifically cleaner and healthier. Bacon, Ham, Pork or plainly pig meat is not something that attracts me. All christians like calling people "pigs" when they're angry then go ahead and eat it too. Hypocrisy! The Bible is clear on swine meat to be forbidden. So is the Koran. I arrest my case.
chicken is chickhen.(halal,non-halal,kosher)
the problem is too wat extent will this country go to accomadate ppl's way of life NOT beliefs.(we get it back home) well go home.
britain needs to go back to the basics.i bet half the ppl kfc want to accomadate are imgrates.
The country is allowing everyone to be classed as one and i think they need to understand that we are all different in a good and bad way whatever race or gender
no disprect attend to anyone
Darn imgrates!
To xxxx, it IS about beliefs, it's a religious doctrine. Nobody's accomodating anyone, it's purely business, they look for their target markets, just good business. Don't understand why if you're a non-muslim you can't eat from there anyway? No animal can be killed unless it conforms to strict animal welfare rules, and if people r so concerned then I suggest they become vegetarian anyway! One more thing, can I point out to some of the earlier posters that the article is being ironic, it's actually highlighting the idiotic over-reaction of any news which involves something to do with muslims in the media. Very well done in my humble opinion.
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